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Miss
Ida Hamilton, mayor
Sue
Ora Salter, mystery writer
Sandy
Bottoms Crane, a modern day heroine
Amos
Royden, police chief
"Father
Mike" O'Conner, barkeep
Maggie
Hart, shop owner and daughter
Josie
McClure, Failed Beauty Queen
Peggy
Caldwell, Reluctant Gardener
Jasmine Beleau, New Bad Girl In Town
Tammy
Jo Brown, Another Failed Beauty Queen
Anna
Rose Lavender, Director of the Theater Guild
Louise
Sawyer, Retired Teacher With Childhood Stories To Tell
Win
"Bubba Rice" Allen, The New Chef In Town
Orville
Gene Simple, A Man Against Nature
Eula
Mae Whit, Mossy Creek's Oldest Living Woman
Ed
Brady, Junior, The Returning Son
Miss
Ida Hamilton
Mayor
Author: Deborah Smith
On that fateful day,
the beginning of my life of crime, I put a Best of Fleetwood Mac CD in
the sound system of my parlor office, turned up the volume on Don't Stop
Thinking About Tomorrow, drank a swig of scotch straight from the bottle,
unlocked my mahogany gun cabinet, and loaded shells into my heirloom twelve-gauge
shotgun with the silver-inlaid Hamilton crest.
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Sue
Ora Salter
mystery writer
Author: Sandra Chastain
Manipulation of my
name-my first protest-began when I was twelve. Instead of a signature,
I signed my initials S O S ! with the exclamation point at the end. I
thought it was pretty cool. When I married a Bigelow, I simply swapped
the last s for a b, particularly when I found out how much it annoyed
my husband, Michael Willingham Bigelow of the City of Bigelow and the
Bigelow Banking and Real Estate Company Bigelows. The marriage didn't
last but as a potential writer of mystery novels, my revenge was keeping
my name. A writer who can autograph her books S O B ! makes a statement.
My husband called me a smart ass. I prefer to call myself a writer with
an attitude.
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Sandy
Bottoms Crane
a modern day heroine
Author: Donna Ball
I ran down the sidewalk a few steps and edged through the small crowd
that had gathered next to where Ingrid was screaming and flinging her
apron at something on the ground. The "something" was a bird
approximately the size of a lawn tractor, flopping its giant wings and
screeching bloody murder. It had Bob's collar in its beak and Bob himself,
who was unfortunately still wearing the collar at the time, dangled about
six inches off the sidewalk as the hawk tried to gain altitude. I didn't
say anything. I was still trying to figure out how hungry a bird would
have to be to come all the way into town to hunt Chihuahuas.
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Amos
Royden
Police Chief
Author: Debra Dixon
In the South, you're
not a man until your daddy says you're a man.
One thing I learned at the old man's knee was to live with reality. You
can hate a Southern truism. You can even scoff at it. But you can't escape
it any more than you can escape death and taxes. I knew full well what
I was getting into when I pinned my daddy's badge on my shirt. But damned
if I could resist the offer.
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"Father
Mike" O'Conner
Barkeep
Author: Virginia Ellis
I'm Irish, you see,
with all that entails. We recognize crazy in it's many forms. There's
an old joke that goes..."God created whiskey so the Irish couldn't
rule the world." Whiskey runs in our family you might say--not as
a vice, although I've been known to down a belt or two, but as a living.
My father owned a pub in Chicago like his father who owned one in County
Cork. Now I had become the proud owner of O'Day's in Mossy Creek, named
after my sainted mother's family for good luck since they were all legendary
drinkers. Not difficult to find, O'Day's is right next door to town hall.
I figured the best place to sell liquor was to those who needed it most
in order to sleep at night-lawyers and, without a doubt, politicians.
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Maggie
Hart
Shop Owner and Daughter
Author: Nancy Knight
When
Mother went on one of her little shoplifting expeditions, she didn't usually
come straight home. That was the strangest part of her hobby. I never
found any of the items she took. Over the years, there had been a toaster,
a fancy garter from the Mossy Creek Bridal Shoppe, a golden heart necklace,
a pair of lace gloves, and even a small, decrepit trunk from the Up The
Creek Flea Market. How could she steal something as big as a trunk and
not be seen?
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Josie
McClure
Failed Beauty Queen
Author: Martha Shields
When
I began studying feng shuiled to it by an article about the Eastern
philosophy of decorating in an issue of Martha Stewart LivingI
learned that mountains are really sleeping dragons, the peaks the humps
of their backs. Not only is dragon's breath the best chior energythere
is, but Snakes and Dragons get along extremely well. That's important
because I'm a Snake, astrologically speaking. Blending the Eastern and
Western astrologieswhich I always doI'm a Cancer/Snake. A
shy, secretive, home-loving recluse. A wallflower, in other words, though
I prefer to think of myself more as a mountain flower. A mountain laurel,
perhaps, that blooms high up on the cold side of the mountain, mostly
unseen.
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Peggy Caldwell
Reluctant Gardener
Author: Carolyn McSparren
I'd
always loathed gardening, in part because gardening loathed me. That saying
about 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again,' is idiotic. If
you don't succeed at something, then for pity's sake drop it and take
up something you're good at. With that said, I have to tell you that none
of what happened after I moved to Mossy Creek was my fault.
It was the zinnias'.
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Jasmine Beleau
New Bad Girl In Town
Author: Virginia Ellis
I believe
when I sit down to write my memoirs-and I do intend to get around to putting
them on paper--as soon as I lose interest in making new ones, that is-I
believe I'll begin with a few simple feminine truths, such as: If there's
one thing I've learned, it's that you can't start a car with a tube of
lipstick.
Now, I'm sure most logical folk would agree, and you might even think
I'm a little cock-eyed to bring it up. But honey, a tube of lipstick in
just the right shade and used in just the right manner will get men to
start cars for you all day long.
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Tammy Jo Bigelow
Another Failed Beauty Queen
Author: Dee Sterling
I was,
according to popular decree, the most feared rival in the Miss Bigelow
County Pageant during the height of my reign back in the early 1990s.
Only Francine Quinlin from Mossy Creek with her waist-length blonde hair
and big blue eyes came even close to measuring up, but my singing and
dancing beat her baton twirling by a landslide in the talent category.
That made me a vital part of Bigelow's arsenal against our nemesis, Mossy
Creek. Everyone in Bigelow loved me for it.
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Anna Rose Lavender
Director of the Theater Guild
Author: Nancy Knight
"Line!"
I stared
at Waylon Sansbury, wondering how a man could forget lines he'd known
perfectly only the day before. This was our big love scene. I disengaged
myself from his arms and stepped back. "Waylon, how is it possible
that you can't remember your lines?"
"You're
real intense these days, Anna Rose. You make me nervous."
"Shakespeare
deserves intensity, Waylon." I heard a chuckle and glanced toward
my grinning daughter, Hermia, whom I call Mia. She was no stranger to
my perfectionism, but she loved me, anyway. I nodded to Marya, our assistant
stage manager. "Let's try it, again." She cued Waylon and waited
while he hesitantly practiced his line several times. Then, as if launching
himself off a front loader at a construction site, he threw his arms around
me again and nearly knocked me down with an awkward kiss.
I staggered
back. Nothing. The stage chemistry that had made me and Waylon a good
romantic pair for A Midsummer Night's Dream had simply vanished. I was
intimidating him. And we had only one week before opening.
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Louise Sawyer
Retired Teacher With Childhood Stories To Tell
Author: Carolyn McSparren
My Cousin
Minn was only in her mid-fifties at that time, but to me she seemed ancient.
She weighed maybe eighty-five pounds dripping wet, and wore neat Liberty
print dresses with hand-made Belgian lace collars, winter and summer.
She was still slim and erect, and swore the scissors had never touched
her hair. I could believe it. It was heavily streaked with gray, but the
plait she did it up in every night was as thick as my wrist. She wore
lisle stockings and sensible shoes whenever she went out. The only jewelry
I ever saw her wear was an antique cameo brooch she said her mother had
left her. I still wear it, although I'm hardly the cameo type.
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Win "Bubba Rice" Allen
The New Chef In Town
Author: Debra Dixon
Winfield
Jefferson Allen. A perfectly reasonable name. If you don't mind being
beaten up in grade school.
I did.
When
the first day of school rolled around for third grade, I made the decision
that changed my life. I asked the teacher to call me Bubba. The Bubba's
of the world have a certain swagger of confidence. They're the elder sons,
the big brothers; they rescue damsels in distress...usually from other
Bubba's. However, in the third grade I wasn't thinking much about damsels.
I was just concerned with making it through recess in one piece. I became
Bubba. With the stroke of a pen on a roll-call sheet, I changed my life.
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Orville Gene Simple
A Man Against Nature
Author: Sharon Sala
A beaver
had taken residence in my pond.
As I
stared in disbelief, I saw sudden movement in the water and then lo and
behold, out pops the danged beaver as brazen as you please. He lumbered
up onto the bank where he proceeded to chew off another limb of my poor
willow. At that point I didn't think, I just started running.
"Dad
blame it, you pesky critter! You have crossed the line of peaceful co-existence.
One of us has got to go and it ain't gonna be me."
The
beaver took the limb into his mouth and headed for the water, moving like
a kid with a stolen lollipop making for the grocery store door. He hit
the water with a splash, dragging the limb behind him. Just before the
beaver reached the lodge, he slapped the water with that big old flat
tail, then, along with the limb, disappeared beneath the water.
I took
it as the insult it was meant to be and headed for the house. Something
had to be done before that damned furry water bug ruined the rest of the
trees.
If he was sprucing up for the reunion like everyone else in Mossy Creek,
he was in for a surprise.
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Eula Mae Whit
Mossy Creek's Oldest Living Woman
Author: Carmen Green
I used
to think once Willard Scott called your name, your number was up no matter
where you lived in the country. But then I heard through the Whit family
gossip and information line that Willard was sweet on Southern women.
Especially if they were from Mossy Creek. I watched him on the Peacock
Station everyday to see if he was going to be on, because Mossy Creek
women always got that cute little jelly label.
I was
ninety-five when Clara told me Willard was married. For that bad news,
I mixed a little concoction in with her soup and she sat on the toilet
for the rest of her stay. She left on the first bus heading north. You
can't trust a Whit who lives above the Virginia state line.
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Ed Brady, Junior
The Returning Son
Author: Sandra Chastain
I stood
in the cemetery of Mossy Creek Presbyterian Church along with everyone
else in town that fall, watching my father, Ed Brady, bury my mother,
Ellie. Pop looked like what he was--an old, tired farmer, wearing an outdated
sports coat and a tie knotted loosely beneath a white shirt too large
for his neck. I remembered how big I once thought he was. He didn't look
that way any more. I felt out of place, standing there in my expensive
pinstriped suit, a middle-aged businessman who'd left Mossy Creek almost
thirty years ago and had only come back periodically since.
After
the graveside service, the minister and every old-timer in the church congregation
came up to me warmly. I shook the men's hands and hugged the women, while
my father went through the motions. Every person who spoke to me said
the same thing, Good to see you, Boy.
I was
still Ed Brady's boy.
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